Sometimes, Twitchy readers, the jokes just write themselves.
We could spend whole paragraphs detailing the long and sordid history of Bill and Hillary Clinton, but we trust that you are already aware of every gory detail if you are reading this, from Whitewater to Epstein Island and beyond.
Instead, we'll get right to the point and bask in the hilarity of the job posting that recently surfaced from the Clinton Foundation, courtesy of The New York Post:
Clintons seeking intern with 'high level of discretion' at global foundation https://t.co/tJq1By8dHJ pic.twitter.com/Bfe0ZDrRVt
The woman who will never be President is looking for an unpaid intern, one with a high level of discretion. Also, the former President is looking for a "staff assistant" (no pun intended).
There was no mention in the job posting about whether the position requires a blue dress and an intimate familiarity with cigartistry.
The unpaid intern will work for Hillary Clinton’s office on Madison Avenue in NYC. The position requires a “high level of professionalism and discretion,” according to a posting on DayBook.Former President Bill Clinton’s team at the foundation, meanwhile, is after a “special projects associate” to help with somewhat similar tasks … … One commenter joked that the position is with the former first lady’s office because, “you can’t offer ‘internships with Bill Clinton’ anymore.”
The Post also notes that while the Clinton Foundation boasts a $300 million endowment, the "special projects associate" (Yikes!) offers a salary of only $50,000-$55,000 a year … in New York City.
That seems awfully low given the "work" that may be required.
I know an intern with some experience. https://t.co/Rc6NNnCJZO pic.twitter.com/wYw74rgdb3
We nearly spat out our drink when we read the book title.
That job is going to suck. Did I say that out loud? https://t.co/YIKohva80W
OK, that time we DEFINITELY spat out our drink, Shaquille-style.
WANTED: Intern with a high level of discretion; must like cocktail dresses and cigars. Good dry cleaner a plus. pic.twitter.com/auukjG5H8a
Also must be willing to be labeled as a member of a "vast right-wing conspiracy."
