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The pop-culture-permeating green slime of Nickelodeon, which blasts out of NFL games animated for kids, drops on the host of each year’s Kids Choice Awards and was sold as Gak in the ’90s, was an invention of You Can’t Do That On Television.
That children’s show, the first to be created without any intent of serving as educational programming, in turn is an invention of Canada.
Does that mean the repulsive product is now subject to dollar-for-dollar tariffs?
Whatever the last sentence made you feel, say anything but “I don’t know!” — that’s the phrase that triggered a disgusting drenching on the show, which debuted Feb. 3, 1979.
The very first sliming took place on that episode, as part of a skit, according to Nickelodeon lore. The first instance of a character getting slimed for expressing ignorance was aired March 17 of the same year (St. Patrick’s Day, to be specific).
The so-called closely guarded recipe for slime was a tool Nickelodeon leaned on as a plot or subplot in some episodes, with kids trying to figure out what it was, but the actual mixture went through a few iterations, using green gelatin powder and flour (presumably with a liquid with a name we’ll get to), then oatmeal, and shampoo to help it wash out, and finally just cottage cheese and food colouring.
Slime was introduced to several other shows, in a range of colours including red, yellow and orange, and even black and white.
It was thrown around on game shows such as Double Dare and BrainSurge, exploded for a time from a geyser at Nickelodeon Studios in Orlando, and is still hurled at stars in promos for the network.
The solution to slime, it would seem to a curious viewer, would be to trigger the show’s other aerial threat — a thorough soaking after saying “wet” or “water.” A bottle of the Green Slime Shampoo would have helped, too.
