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Mamdani's 'Signature Childcare Program' Launch Provides a Preview of City-Owned Grocery Stores

In New York City, Mayor Zohran Mamdani already has launched a program where residents can drop their kids off with… whoever… for "free babysitting during a night out." 🚨 Zohran Mamdani launches program offering parents free babysitting during a night out. pic.twitter.com/bwg1qQbinW This editor at the time replied with the Wolf of Wall Street "absolutely […]

By deepak · August 29, 2026 · 3 min read

In New York City, Mayor Zohran Mamdani already has launched a program where residents can drop their kids off with… whoever… for "free babysitting during a night out."

🚨 Zohran Mamdani launches program offering parents free babysitting during a night out. pic.twitter.com/bwg1qQbinW

This editor at the time replied with the Wolf of Wall Street "absolutely f***ing not" gif. 

"Drop our kids off with randos so we can go see Spider-Man and hope everybody goes well? Sounds like a plan!"

Up next is Mamdani's "signature childcare program," and you might not be surprised that it's already hit some problems that anybody who's actually run anything before might have anticipated:

Mamdani’s signature childcare program in trouble weeks before rollout.Delayed fundingBridge loans not arrivingGood reporting from the NYThttps://t.co/xx3LRQODWR pic.twitter.com/NAtVfZRVuj

Funding issues and late payments are threatening the rollout of Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s free child care system for 2-year-olds, two weeks before the program is scheduled to begin, day care providers said.

Many early childhood centers have yet to receive funding to buy classroom furniture and basic supplies like pencils and paper, or to pay newly hired teachers and assistants. Without the money, several providers have warned parents that the centers will not open when school starts on Sept. 10.

Because of the delays, city officials had encouraged providers to apply for interest-free bridge loans from the city — not just for 2-K programs but also for 3-K and pre-K programs. But many of those who have applied for the loans say that money has not arrived either, forcing them to take out high-interest personal loans, borrow from relatives and drain their personal savings.

Wait until he tries a grocery store. https://t.co/jqObeJmXGN

That plan is doomed to be a massive fail as well, for many reasons. 

the thing about using other people's money to pay for stuff is it's notoriously hard to get https://t.co/YyAVpmXEaH

Weeeeeeeee! The people that run the DMV are in charge of everything. https://t.co/gXrzZtGyAX

The people who couldn't run a lemonade stand without going bankrupt before setting up the table by the road now want to run stores and daycares. What could possibly go wrong with a braintrust like this?

Lead official for Mayor Mamdani's NYC Groceries tells me city may give grants to local grocers fearing competition from city-run stores"policies and programs, grants, incentives that can come alongside these grocery stores to support other local independent businesses" pic.twitter.com/S57e8Ne13B

Source: Read the original article on twitchy.com